Apart from a Brown Dog, I also have an Orange Cat. Her name is Orange, even though she isn't really orange... she just has orange tendancies. What are orange tendancies? Some might say evil to the core, but I prefer to think just a little bit clever.
I love my Orange Cat, she really is great.... except when she's not so great. Here's some good things about Orange:
She's Big
She's Orange
She's a DSH (domestic shorthaired or dumb shithead, take your pick)
She's 10.6 years old
She's independant
She gets along well with Brown Dog
She likes to snuggle up and sleep with me at night
She comes home when it's dinner time
She likes pats, when she wants them (see below)
She hates other people
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Here's some not so good things about Orange:
She likes to bring me presents of the mice and gecko kind and eat them at my feet
She often leaves parts of the above presents behind after losing interest
She makes me clean them up
She wakes me up at 3:34am every morning to go outside to poo
She wants back inside at 5:52am when I get up, to go to her litter box and poo
She hogs the bed
She tries to eat my food
She doesn't like going for walks
She hates going to the kennel for a holiday
She likes to sleep on my clean clothes, or on the lounge, or anywhere apart from her own cat bed
She only likes pats when she wants them, any other time it turns into being bitten or scratched
She uses anything and everything as a scratching post, except the scratching post
She hates other people
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The not so good things outweigh the good things. Maybe she is evil to the core. Or actually very clever since she appears to have trained me well and seems to own me instead of the other way around! But I still love my Orange Cat no matter what.
Stay tuned for Brown Dog and Orange Cat Adventures.......
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