As you know... I love my Brown Dog and Orange Cat, they really are great! Except when they're not so great. You may recall that I have often thought that Brown and Orange have special meetings when I am not around. These special meetings are held so they can plan to conspire against me at any possible moment. It is always well thought out and the outcome is always bad.
One day a couple of weeks ago they let their guard down.... they held a special meeting when I was at home. Maybe it's because they are older now and a little bit forgetful, or maybe holding a special meeting when I was at home was a conspiracy theory in itself?
Either way, Brown and Orange were busted!
This was the start, where they pretended nothing special was happening...
I knew something was about to happen. Orange had that look of evil that only Orange Cat can have...
I tried as hard as I could to be invisible... it worked. Brown and Orange were deep in conversation, contemplating the next conspiracy
I caught Brown talking to Orange, while she pretended to be asleep, but I knew that she secretly had one eye open. Listening intently....
After a few minutes the special meeting was over...
Nothing has happened yet... but I know that there will be a Conspiracy against me. Anytime now.
Lesson learnt:
Brown and Orange do indeed hold special meetings to Conspire against me at any possible moment. I will be on my guard!
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