A QUICK RECAP OF 2012 - PART 3 Canada/man cave

Unless you were living in a cave last year you would know that I went to Canada for 5 weeks. I love Canada.... it really is great!

If you were living in a cave then you probably have some issues and shit that you need to sort out. I'm not a psychologist so I can't help you with that.

Although I can see how living in a cave might be nice sometimes.....

No wait, I just paused for exactly 7.3 seconds and realised that living in a cave would really really suck

This is why:

Bats

Spiders

Worms

Dead animal carcass's

Dead human carcass's

Enough said.....

Unless we are talking about the 'Man Cave'

The 'Man Cave' does actually exist, so I've been told by many of my female friends. Although never in the history of mankind has any female ever been allowed to enter the 'Man Cave' so no one except the men who claim to have a 'Man Cave' really know.

This is what (in my mind) a 'Man Cave' consists of:

Beer.... lots and lots and lots of beer. So much beer that 1/2 of the 'Man Cave' would be an enormous beer fridge. With kegs.

Girls.... lots and lots of girls, probably only just posters of girls, but still - lots of girls

Playstation.... or similar sort of gaming equipment so they can shoot people

Power tools.... lots and lots of them which may or may not ever be used

Comfy chair..... for drinking all that beer, looking at the girl posters while playing Playstation

Computer..... incase the Playstation breaks so they can still shoot people

Sound proofing.... so all the game playing & shooting won't be heard by wife/girlfriend. Also to protect the man from hearing the baby/kids screaming

Phone..... for ordering take away pizza when the wife/girlfriend has had enough and declines to cook dinner

Padlock on door..... because when the wife/girlfriend has had enough all she wants to do is shoot you

Perhaps I'm missing some things.....

Did I mention that I went to Canada last year? 

I love Canada, it really is great :)