You may recall that back in May Brown and Orange conspired against me for the 267th time. Orange distracted me with a gecko head while Brown stole a six pack of 4 seed bread rolls. I learnt my lesson.... don't keep bread rolls in a bag on the floor next to the cupboard where Brown can get them, because he will.
On August 11th I bought a nice fresh loaf of 4 seeds bread. You may recall that it is my favourite. Clearly it is Browns favourite too.
This is what happened.....
It was a cold winters night. Cold in Brisbane anyway, it was probably about 13 degrees. I was looking forward to having soup and cheese toast for dinner using the yummy 4 seeds bread I had just bought. After grocery shopping this time I put all the groceries away. The 4 seeds loaf of bread ended up on the bench top, well out of Browns reach.
Or so I thought.....
After taking Brown for a walk I must have become distracted. I don't think Orange distracted me with a gecko head this time, which is why it was not a Conspiracy Theory, it was all Browns doing. I probably got distracted by a good book I was reading, or maybe the news. I was getting a bit hungry so decided it was dinner time.
I checked on Brown and he was pretending to be asleep on the couch......
He reminded me of an old man having a nap. I gave him a good pat, then went to make my dinner. Only I realised that my new 4 seeds loaf of bread was no longer on the kitchen bench. I was sure I put it there. I searched and searched and searched, and then I searched some more. Brown helped me search as well. He's pretty good at helping me search.
Then it dawned on me..... I put my shoes on and grabbed a torch. I went downstairs and looked inside Browns house.
This is what I saw.......
The plastic bag that my 4 seeds loaf of bread had been in, and a couple of crumbs. I looked at Brown, he looked at me. I asked "Did you do this Brown?" He dipped his head.... Guilty as charged!
Lessons Learnt.....
Brown is very clever!
Don't leave 4 seeds bread or rolls ANYWHERE Brown can find it.
From then on they go straight into the fridge.... Brown hasn't learnt how to open the fridge..... yet!
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