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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Brown Loves 4 Seeds Bread - August 11th

You may recall that back in May Brown and Orange conspired against me for the 267th time.  Orange distracted me with a gecko head while Brown stole a six pack of 4 seed bread rolls. I learnt my lesson.... don't keep bread rolls in a bag on the floor next to the cupboard where Brown can get them, because he will.

On August 11th I bought a nice fresh loaf of 4 seeds bread.  You may recall that it is my favourite.  Clearly it is Browns favourite too.

This is what happened.....

It was a cold winters night.  Cold in Brisbane anyway, it was probably about 13 degrees. I was looking forward to having soup and cheese toast for dinner using the yummy 4 seeds bread I had just bought.  After grocery shopping this time I put all the groceries away.  The 4 seeds loaf of bread ended up on the bench top, well out of Browns reach.

Or so I thought.....

After taking Brown for a walk I must have become distracted. I don't think Orange distracted me with a gecko head this time, which is why it was not a Conspiracy Theory, it was all Browns doing.  I probably got distracted by a good book I was reading, or maybe the news.  I was getting a bit hungry so decided it was dinner time.

I checked on Brown and he was pretending to be asleep on the couch......


He reminded me of an old man having a nap.  I gave him a good pat, then went to make my dinner.  Only I realised that my new 4 seeds loaf of bread was no longer on the kitchen bench.  I was sure I put it there.  I searched and searched and searched, and then I searched some more.  Brown helped me search as well.  He's pretty good at helping me search.

Then it dawned on me..... I put my shoes on and grabbed a torch.  I went downstairs and looked inside Browns house.

This is what I saw.......


The plastic bag that my 4 seeds loaf of bread had been in, and a couple of crumbs.  I looked at Brown, he looked at me.  I asked "Did you do this Brown?"  He dipped his head.... Guilty as charged!


Lessons Learnt.....

Brown is very clever!
Don't leave 4 seeds bread or rolls ANYWHERE Brown can find it.

From then on they go straight into the fridge.... Brown hasn't learnt how to open the fridge..... yet!

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